Near the end of the dinner, Past-Past SIGCSE Chair, Henry Walker,
and Immediate Past SIGCSE Chair, Barbara Boucher Owens, were
escorted to the stage for a skit. As it turned out, the selection
of these people was far from coincidental, and the two-part skit
was much more extensive than the others of the evening.
The master of ceremonies (center) called Henry from one side of the room and
Barb from the other side. (TEPW)
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As with previous people called to the stage, the first step was to
don appropriate tunics. (TEPW)
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Barb was given a horn to blow, while Henry got to play the drum.
Barb found some success with humming into the horn — in a
fashion similar to a kazoo. (TEPW)
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Barb and Henry talked about the assignments they have received over the
years in the name of SIGCSE. (TEPW)
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When asked to play a song for the assembled guests, Barb had he inspired
idea to play "I've been working on the railroad". (TEPW)
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It took Henry a few measures to realize what Barb was playing, but
once identified, his playing the drum came reasonably easily. (TEPW)
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At this point, Barb and Henry thought the skit was over, and we were done.
Instead, we were led outside for conversation.
Once outside, the master of ceremonies asked Barb and Henry to
be part of a more extensive skit—with costumes and some
attempt at a plot.
Barb re-entered the hall, dressed as a queen. (TEPW)
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On stage, Barb offered a regal presence next to the master of
ceremonies. (TEPW)
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Henry was dressed as a soldier in armor. Since the helmet blocked
almost all vision, the soldier was escorted by one of the castle
staff, who also served as a waiter at the dinner. (TEPW)
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The queen and her soldier on stage. (TEPW)
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Although the plot of the skit seemed vague (at least to Henry),
the soldier was given the task of drinking a horn's worth of ale in one
long gulp—or face the consequences. (TEPW)
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Upon reflection, soldier Henry concluded that the carbohydrate count
in the ale might be problematic, so after a quite modest drink, he failed
his test. (TEPW)
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Soldier Henry was placed in the pillory, awaiting the queen's pleasure. (TEPW)
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With the suit of armor, the pillory required some bending and adjustment. (TEPW)
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At this point, the story line became even more muddy, and the
three members of the audience were asked to kiss the soldier. (Not
clear why, but the story continued). The first volunteer was
Judith Gal-Ezer, the planned ITiCSE 2012 Conference Chair.
The second volunteer (not shown) apparently was the wife of Guido
Roessling, the ITiCSE 2011 Conference Chair. (TEPW)
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The master of ceremonies volunteered Bill McClung (who graduated two
years ahead of Henry from Williams — both were math majors who
also sang in various groups). (TEPW)
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Apparently the queen relented (or was it the master of ceremonies who
relented), and decided her soldier should be knighted "Sir Henry".
For this to happen, Henry needed to kneel before the queen — not
so easy in the armor (getting down was not so bad, but getting up
again required some assistance)
(TEPW)
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At the end, the master of ceremonies presented the new knight with a
horn as a symbol of achievement. (TEPW)
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After the skit, Henry was presented the horn as a gift, and
subsequently, Barb received a horn for her participation. Barb and
Henry got one more horn to present to Renee McCauley, the current
SIGCSE Chair. (TEPW)
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